Come to me, people of the trees. If you live in the British Columbia area (I'm aware it's bigger than the entire United Kingdom), shoot me a message. I live in a secret military base, nestled in the middle of a glacier made of wine. If you are a strong wizard, you may coax me out of my icy wine fortress for magic shenanigans. I know I saw a couple other people from BC on the FuckBook group, speak up fgts. I'm not the only one here, I knows it.