Florida Man Joins Terrorist Cult

[Maelhavok]

So. Since I live right at the border of the American Capital of Fucked Up Strangeness...




...Who ELSE has the balls and or clit to live down here in the land of alligators, face-eating bath salt zombies, giant rat amusement parks, and the Conch Republic?


I'm up in Jacksonville.


Where are the rest of you?


COME AT ME BRO.