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SEISMOLOG started as a Reptilian Scout here on Earth.  Then, after repeated sexual encounters with human women, he became interested in keeping us around and allowing us to blossom into our hyper-advanced spacefaring future-selves.  He is our first line of defense in the result of a Reptilian Invasion, and will warn us if the Reptilians ever decide to declare war on the human race.