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Dear Oistars
« on: September 16, 2014, 01:07:47 am »

Dear Oistars,

Welcome to the DKMU! Membership is optional, but we hope your minds are broadened during your stay here. Usually you all have lots of questions, so this post is to answer them (:

You can find out more about the DKMU in the oistar guide, which can be found in two different locations: (this one should  automatically download it)

After checking that out, most people want to check out Assault on  Reality, which can be found in the following locations: (download)

If you have questions about the A.A.O., a sister project to the DKMU, please look in the A.A.O. Handbook, which can be found here:

We also have a dedicated facebook group for Oistars here:

As well as a facebook group for DKMU:

And one for the A.A.O.:
« Last Edit: October 24, 2018, 02:15:40 am by Moon1ight »


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Re: Dear Oistars
« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2014, 01:01:15 pm »

Thank you for putting all this work into the forum! It's amazing!

Edit: Maybe it's worth putting a link to the IRC into this post, or just mention the channel in general.

The link is this:   (should forward to the channel via a webapp)

If you want to use an actual IRC program you need to connect to the network (instead of e.g. freenet or quakenet) and then join the channel #domus
« Last Edit: September 17, 2014, 02:59:08 pm by Moon1ight »
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Re: Dear Oistars
« Reply #2 on: September 22, 2014, 10:20:17 pm »

You can get to the IRC from this very page by clicking on the satellite symbol that reads "chat." (:

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Re: Dear Oistars
« Reply #3 on: October 01, 2014, 12:27:32 am »

We also have an 8chan image board.
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Re: Dear Oistars
« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2016, 02:55:12 am »

Indeed, I concur on the IRC. I think the biggest portion we're facing with getting individuals in is the lack of awareness. Please pop in and say high, we won't bite hard. We've been in the mindset of trying to develop new projects there in real-time, and then create forum posts here to establish a centralized location to discuss.

Irc can be jumped in through the website or through an IRC client. Hope to see you there.


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Re: Dear Oistars
« Reply #5 on: January 02, 2017, 02:08:52 pm »

I was on my way back to one coast from the other. Which is which is not important.

I saw a golden tree in the desert, and I knew I had to click inspect.

I found an unofficial exit from the interstate and hid my garbage truck under the overpass. Was it over the underpass? Irrelephant.

After surveying the fence line up and down, it was determined that this was probably not allied land. This fence was most likely put in the middle of Nowhere, Nowhere, to keep buffalo off the interstate. If they were to begin commuting, it might mean the end of public transportation as we know it.

Obtaining a partly biodegraded board, having verified it was organic, I used it to protect my soft parts from the barbed wire. I kept it as a shield against wandering mesquite.

Arriving at the abandoned reservoir serving as a gallery for this ancient tree, I saw that there was no prize committee, as I had hoped. I decided to make the best of it.

I sat about 40 feet away. Far enough to see the whole thing at once, and in the off-chance I might need a running start. I looked at it. It looked at me. I saw no use for the very large, broken branch it offered. That might not be mine. Then I closed my eyes and looked at it.

This unique, rare golden tree, the only one for as far as the eye could see for hours on the interstate, let alone sparkling like a glass of piss on the horizon, wanted to know if I was eternally dank. I thought about it. I looked at the blood trickling from the orchestra of mesquite on my arm. I will always be blood majick. It's not something you can delete from your profile.

Then I went home and signed up for the web page.
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