Been watching you twat sandwiches on Facebook for a while now.
Still not on board with your godforms, even the one who used my brain as a casting couch last Christmas Day, or convinced you've planned past the eschaton, but consensus reality DOES need a kicking and it IS better to be pissing out than pissing on (your feet stay drier) and you're more fun than Discordianism's stale meme pool so fuck it, I'm in.
I have trouble taking all this occult nonsense seriously, but I nearly died for want of it, so it must be worth a go.